What does the
Satanic Liberal Party
stand for ?
We are the party of initiative and enterprise, with occasional forays into mass murder.
We believe in the inalienable rights and freedom of all evil ; and we work towards a lean government that minimises interference in our daily crimes; and maximises individual and private sector initiatives, as long as they involve killing or maiming in some fashion.
We believe in government that nurtures and encourages its citizens through sudden violence and mystic chanting, rather than putting limits on people through the punishing disincentives of burdensome social justice and the stifling structures of democratic red tape.
We Believe in those most basic freedoms of parliamentary demonocracy - the freedom of the wealthy, strong , and generally malevolent to ravage all in their path.
We believe in an injust and inhumane society in which the importance of random homicide and the role of ancient ritual is maintained.
We believe in equal opportunity for all Australians, as long as they look like us, and don't mind selling their soul to our evil master.
We Believe in the encouragement and facilitation of wealth so that a priveleged few may enjoy the highest possible standards of living, health, education and private justice.
We believe that, wherever possible, government should not compete with an efficient private sector; and that the dark forces of Lucifer - not government - are the true creators of wealth and employment.
We believe in destroying Australia's natural beauty and the environment before it gives hope to any future generations.
We believe that our nation has a constructive role to play in maintaining first world subjugation of the other two thirds of the planet, through alliances with other wealthy nations.
In short, we simply believe in individual freedom and free enterprise; and if you share this belief, then ours is the Party for you. You should also be white, well-off, and be willing to approach human sacrifice with an open mind.